"Nerdy" Jokes

Just a selection from the xkcd forums:

  1. Heisenburg is driving down the highway when a police officer pulls him over.
    The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenburg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
  2. Descartes walks into a bar and orders champagne, explaining that he is celebrating a major philosophical breakthrough. The bartender gives him his drink. Descartes downs it all in one gulp.
    The bartender, trying not to look surprised, asks, "Would you like another?"
    Descartes says, "I think not."
    And he disappears!
  3. An atom says to another, I think I lost an electron. The other replies, "are you positive?"
  4. A physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist are in a car together. While going down a steep hill, the brakes suddenly stop working. The 3 of them narrowly avoid a serious accident. Later, the 3 of them are discussing what happened.

    The physicist says "let’s try to measure the coefficient of friction between the hill and the tires."

    The engineer says "let’s see if there’s something wrong with the brakes."

    The computer scientist says "let’s take the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

  5. f(x) walks into a bar and the barman says ‘sorry, we don’t cater for functions’

Just incase anyone needs references:

  1. Quantum Physics: something about being able to know the speed or location of a particle but not both
  2. On the famous phrase "I think, therefore I am"
  3. Ionic bonding!
  4. Reference to how computer programmers keep running stuff and debugging.
  5. f(x) is a mathematical function

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