Sunspot have a crazy song about Scott Bakula (aka Sam Beckett (no, not a wierd Stargate ship)/Jonathan Archer) which you can download from their website. Great lyrics and generally beats the Picard song. Lyrics here.
…Well he’s man enough to helm a starship
And I’m the type of guy who would feel up the Vulcan-chick
Ziggy said there’s a ninety-eight percent chance that I’m a prick
Scott Bakula never played [Claudia] Blackula…